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Artist:Biz Markie
No album artwork found
Album:Miscellaneous
Track:I Need A Haircut
 
Date Added:18/10/2007
Rating:not yet rated     
Views:120
 
Lyrics:Thanks to jostmatt@bgb.ch for these lyrics.

G-goobely-goo
Ah-h-h-hm

Ah
yeah
Now check it out

I would walk into the bathroom to take a crap
I sit down,
and then I write me a toilet stool rap
Whether I'm constipated or have diarrhea
I always
come out with a funky fresh idea
Even if you don't think it's funky fresh, and
To all the
little kids I'm makin a good impression
Cause a lot of my hits are written on the john
I
hope my legendary style of rap lives on
This's a hidden secret where classics come from

Everybody has done it, even my man Run
Only in there I am the king of the throne
Hey, hey,
you know I can't be alone
No girls, no guys, no dogs, no cats
No parents, no nieces, no
nephews, no brats
That's the only way that I can get privacy
And you know where I write my
funky fresh rhymes live, you see...

Me sittin on a toilet
Waitin for my bowels to
move
I got a doodoo rap
I got a doodoo...

Yo, bust it
Let me tell you a
little something bout this episode
It was four in the morning, chillin on my commode
It
was me, my pad, and pen, and my bad breath
All of a sudden I came up with somethin that was
real def
I was thinkin, what a real beatbox could do
What if I put a hype beat with the
"p-pf 1-2"?
Then I write some words, so I really can use it
I think I would name this one
Make The Music
Like if I was the man that they call Clark Kent
Cause I go into the
bathroom for rhymes I invent
Then I come out on stage like Superman
But never show the
people my masterplan
Instead of movin towels, or movin vowels
Only think I'm doin, is
movin bowels
A tv in the bathroom just might spoil it
Only thing I can say is...


I'm sittin on a toilet
Waitin for my bowels to move
I got a doodoo rap
I got a
doodoo
Doodoo
Doo-oo-oo
Doo-doo-doo-doo
Rrrhaaa
 
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